Corrupted Wishes

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Corrupted Wishes

- deep in the sand - 22 Mar 2009 22:01

Okay, so some of you might know this game- all I can say is, it can be pretty hilarious if you have a wild mind! So basically, the first post will wish for something, and the next post will grant the wish, except, something will be wrong with it. Here's an example:

First Post: I wish I had a cookie!

Second Post: Granted, but your cookie is made of poo! I wish I could play professional baseball…

Lol, and so on. So the next post will respond to the last, and also make a wish after they've "corrupted" the first one. It's really funny if you play it right!

So I'll start:

I wish I had a pony! :P

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Re: Corrupted Wishes

roflcakes_with_lemon 16 Apr 2009 00:24

Granted, but it's legs are broken.

I wish I had laser eyes.

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Mr Sirant 16 Apr 2009 20:05

Granted you have laser eyes but they are only weak lasers (cant burn through anything).

I wish I was the president of USA.

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MachoTomato 19 Apr 2009 19:01

granted,
but only after I get to be :D

I wish I was a giant lobster with razor claws and a gold plated armour shell.

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roflcakes_with_lemon 19 Apr 2009 22:35

Granted, but…

Wait. Never mind. There's no way to make that wish not awesome.

I wish I would get 100% in all my courses at school.

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- deep in the sand - 22 Apr 2009 00:32

Granted, but the only courses you took were Family Studies/Home Ec, Parenting, and Fashion Design.

I wish I was richer than Bill Gates.

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cage 22 Apr 2009 00:39

Granted. But just wait for tax season and PC sales are going up.

I wish KISS would come to Winnipeg soon :)

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Achiox 22 Apr 2009 01:28

Granted, but imagine if Katy Perry went our tour with them?

Ouch.

I can't picture that.

Btw, I'd like to mention this is an AWESOME thread.

I wish I was Iron Man A.K.A. Tony Stark.

Re: Corrupted Wishes

Mr Sirant 22 Apr 2009 20:24

Granted but you get beaten up by the hulk

I wish I won Britain's Got Talent!

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MachoTomato 23 Apr 2009 02:18

Granted but you won by singing twinkle twinkle little stars; which happened to be the only song you knew.

I wish I was an oscar meir weiner. (and I sure hope i spelled that right.)

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- deep in the sand - 30 Apr 2009 23:28

Granted, but you get eaten :O

(hahahahaha…dirty joke…)

Anyways, I wish I played professional baseball!

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Achiox 04 May 2009 19:25

Granted, but you get benched every game with this other really creepy guy who gets benched every game. (Not that you're creepy… :P)

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

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Mr Sirant 04 May 2009 19:30

Granted but it stabs you hundred times before running away with your best friend.

I wish I was a baller and was a little bit taller.

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MachoTomato 12 May 2009 02:01

granted… you are now a ten foot tall basket baller who attracts so many girls they come and pile on top of you after the game and suffocate you. PLUS, you can't get around your own house 'cuz you're just to tall, but hey, maybe that's not a problem for you. I dunno…

I wish for twenty seven more wishes!

Re: Corrupted Wishes

- deep in the sand - 24 May 2009 14:54

Granted, but you waste them on wishing to find Waldo in the "Where's Waldo?" book(s)

I wish exams weren't so soon!

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Achiox 24 May 2009 15:57

Granted, but you spend all of your summer holidays studying for them instead!

Wow, that's kind of harsh…

*evil smile*

I wish I had a new MP3 player!

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- deep in the sand - 25 May 2009 23:41

:O I'll be studying for summer school anyways >.<

Granted, but the only song it'll let you download is "Womanizer" by Brittany Spears.

I wish I could travel the world without spending a penny!

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Hangar Aims Saint 26 May 2009 03:05

Granted, you pay for it all in euros, and the gyros!

I wish I had ten gyros.

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Achiox 26 May 2009 21:19

Granted, but you give them to me instead! :D

I wish I could have a muffin… RIGHT NOW!

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- deep in the sand - 31 May 2009 15:24

Granted, but then you never get another muffin again.

I wish I had a Playstation 3 :)

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