Who doesn't love Simon Pegg?! :)

I wish there would be no snow at the fields so I can play footy!

(Please note that this does not constitute sucking up to the Boss.)

I wish my pet tortoise had a laser cannon strapped to his back and fought evil wherever it may lurk!

I wish I knew how to play violin!

I wish I had a tortoise!

… but TortoiseZone is not!

I sense some lulz are necessary for this epic revival.

Who's with me?

The band that I don't think should be on the master list is Fugazi… I'm not a big fan of their music and I don't like old bands that don't come out with new stuff (except the Beatles, but that's it for me). :P

I'd like to add "The Prodigy" to the list.

_-XIronManX

then you die.
(i only said that cuz i can't think of a way to ruin this one.)

I wish I had a pet :Dinosaur that i could ride to school and who obeyed my every whim.

lol :Dinosaur!

Regarding the game though: great idea! I'm looking forward to the posts. :D

_-XIronManX

I've decided to make it into a sort of game. Each member who posts in this thread will post their five favorite artists. Each member can only make this post once. However, each member also has one opportunity to reply with a quote to any post by another member that erases one of their choices. Eventually I hope that every member of the site will have made their contribution at which point we will see which artists we have on our list.

My top five artists:
MuteMath
Coldplay
The Clash
Underoath
Fugazi

The master list so far (will be updated periodically):
MuteMath
Coldplay
The Clash
Underoath
The Prodigy
Freeland
Decyfer Down
The Chemical Brothers
Fatboy Slim

I wish I had a really suave British accent, a really creepy Russian accent, and a whimsical French accent (that I could switch between, not all at the same time :D)

"BOOM! Headshot!"

"I only suck 'cuz of lag."

If a tree falls in the forest… [finish the sentence]

but due to the classic gimmick, known as "the set back," your super-seismic muscles become so big people start asking you if you want a labotomy.
ouch.

I wish canada's national anthem had a line about Franky the Mushroom. (eh, eh? any takers from senior 1 and 2 French?)

ps: the USRB stands for Un-real Suppreme Reality Brokers.

I wish I had super strength.

continue

"Oh yeah? Well, I'm coming after you all with a shotgun!"

continue

"Play dead!… Good boy!"

Things you can say during an multiplayer shooter video game, but not during your final exams.

"Hey, can you help me turn cheats on?"

Ending on a happier note though, the "invite other members" feature will be back. Also, with full access to the site along with administrative priveleges, you can use this to your advantage, along with other site features that I have built in for you. Finally, thanks for being a part of this small but still surviving community - it was great working with you guys.

Cheers and take care, everyone!

_-XIronManX

continue

…

and when you open the fresh plastic casing, with the distinctive snap and pop sound, that is oh so pleasing to the nerdy ear, as if it were the sound of a million leaves in an autumn wind, (gasp)
a real live metroid pops out and SUCKS YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!!!!!

Lol! PWNT.

I wish I was that metroid.

"Ooh! Red is my favourite colour!"

continue

Ignoring the impossiblility of granting my wish, granted, but it keeps snowing so much that the airlines close down, the highways ice over, glaciers form, and the ocean freezes! Then, when asked about the sudden glaciation of the Earth, I point to you as the reason! I'm so nice, aren't I? :)

I wish I had Metroid Prime Trilogy (coming out 08/24/09!)

Hah. :D

I wish that it would start snowing here! (In Vancouver, I'm on vacation right now.)

It was 30+ degrees celsius for a few days… Yikes!

I wish that this wish does not come true.

Just think about that for a moment.
Good luck.
Mwaahahahahahahahhaa!!!

"I get queasy at the sight of blood. Do you mind if I do this blindfolded?"

"Oops."

"Nurse, can we get a mop and bucket in here?"

Things you can say to be optimistic after being shot

The second glitch that I've tried out, using the same cheat.dat file, was a max items/stats, X2 speed hack, and invisibility hack for The Legend Of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. There's not much to say about it; you start off the game with all bombs, bombchus, arrows, and your sword, and you can also try some sequence breaking due to the availability of these new items. It also makes the game really easy… Invincibility has its setbacks. :l

_-XIronManX

Either way, no thanks- EndGear is not in support of nuclear warheads of any kind!

_-XIronManX

"Bob, get me my chainsaw!"

Followed by…

"Oh no… You're not going to cut that down, are you?"

Continue.

"But it's spring!"

"… I need a snow shovel!"

Things You Do Not Want to Hear at a Doctor's Office

I wish I had blue spikey hair, like in japanese cartoons.

Wait! I already used that one!

Cancel that, I wish I had chameleon skin.
(you know, able to change skin colour to match background at will, or just change skin colour for the heck of it. who wouldn't want the ability to instantly turn green all over?)

I wish I could levitate myself (better than this guy)

Basically she had a worm in one of her bottles in her inv. and she wanted to get rid of it.
So she dumped it out.
But that wasn't funny enough, I guess, so she scooped it back up and carried it over to a ledge.
She then dumped the thing out and watched it fall.
Kind funny watching flying worms.
Any ways, a little while later she came back to the same spot on top of the cliff.
When she got there the "scoop" action appeared for her now empty bottle.
Curious, as there was nothing to scoop up, she took the bottle out and used it.
A worm appeared in her bottle!
which she then dumped off the cliff again,
and which appeared again when she used the "scoop" action yet again on the same spot!

I have no idea how this happened, but hey it was hilarious to watch!

…but due to circumstances, (mostly natural,) the workers decide they need to supply you with a batch of breadsticks that will last forever. Basically they make one batch which should supply you for infinity. Of course, aging processes still apply. So at the start they're ok, but the breadsticks would eventually become stale, sour, and eventually moldy and poisonous. BUT at least you'd be there forever…right? Well yes. Naturally, you wouldn't be allowed to leave… ever.
LOL! :D

I wish Rumplestiltskin ate my sister. (and I really don't know why! Do I need help?!?)

Or did you want a promotion onto adminstrator?

Tell us which one you would like to apply for, but makes sure you follow the ranks (no hopping from member to administrator): member -> moderator -> adminstrator.

Any questions, comments, or concerns about promotions and ranks can be answered here. Also, abuse reports against other users can be filed here as well, such as administrators and moderators abusing their rights. Ex.) Removing valid posts, editing posts that have nothing wrong with them, etc.

_-XIronManX

(Wow, a full month since I've updated the site news!)

It seems as if the activity on EndGear has died a bit. No matter, I will continue to update various site tools, such as the homepage song and the forums.

I will also be creating a new thread within the "Help" category, which is an area where the rights of a member, moderator, or administrator can be discussed, along with a permission to ask questions about promotions and such.

I'll also be looking forward to updating that dusty old homepage song… I might erase the entire songlist in all, so be sure to check the list out if you have any favs or want any encores.

Thanks, and hope everyone can get back to posting again!

_-XIronManX

The fourth boss battle is the one in the Arbiter's Grounds dungeon, where Zant shows up to revive the ancient fossil-beast, Stallord. In the first form of this battle (all bosses have two) you ride on the spinner circling the pit looking for an opportunity to strike his backbone. After he is hit three times, his body will fall apart and the sand will sink, leaving just his head and you.

Then, after you raise the central platform, the head will revive and push you off the ledge.
Then you must ride the spinner tracks up the pillar to get to him while he shoots fireballs at you.
The first phase of this part is easy. Just ride on up, then jump across when he's about to attack you, repeating this until you collide with the head, stunning it and knocking it to the ground.
Then you must slash the shadow sword embeded in his skull to damage him.
This is where I found a glitch, or hidden manouver.
While attacking him, the easiest way to come at him is with standardized combo moves. 1, 2, 3, and 4. 1, 2, 3, and 4.
Do this for the first phase. you should get two complete sets off on him.
Now in the second phase, there will be spike-disks on the spinner track witch you must jump across to avoid. Just repeat the pattern untill you get to knocking his head down.
Now, while the head is on the ground, begin your combo move attacks.
BUT DO ONLY ONE!
Immediately after this do a spin-attack. The spin-attack will hit him up to 5 times with one strike, AND each of these hits does double damage.
Do One more and Stallord's head will explode, signifying the end of the battle.

Normally his second form has three phases, but by loading up the dammage on the second phase he will be ended sooner than normal.
This is because most enemies, including bosses, take recoil after getting hit with a spin-attack. Stallord though, is immoble while taking damage. His head is too heavy to really move.

Anyways, that's about the best one I've got for Twilight Princess… so far.

woops, I said it was osome…
I meant awesome…
only I'm Osome…

-{THUS SPEAKETH DOOM}-

The winner?

The werewolves are victorious, due to a "negative" score for the vampires(/sparklepires)…

Though, there were not many valid arguments about werewolves either, so the winner was decided through the amount of negative points on the vampires' side.

_-XIronManX